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aranea-serket:

things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • shivers
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

nbchannibal

nbchannibal:

Have we got a treat for you, Fannibals! This Saturday before PaleyFest, our cast is gathering to answer YOUR questions here on Tumblr! The twist is they can only answer them in GIFs [happy cannibal noises]!

If you’ve got a question for Mads, Hugh, Caroline, Laurence or Bryan (we know you do) that can only be truly expressed through a GIF, ASK HERE and they may answer it on Saturday (around 6pm ET).

Let the games begin. *maniacal laughter*

I swear the creators and cast of Hannibal are tumblr trolls. <3